• Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
  • Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.

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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

(Source: bennyisherp)

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givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

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fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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