literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

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reattachment:

the stupidity of some people makes me want to do this:

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fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

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poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

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fontinosantana:

engineering is red

science is blue

command is yellow

this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia

(Source: fieldcate)

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)

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foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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